1. giggle:

    following back all new followers!

    (Source: roamingcatholics)

  2. (Source: weheartit.com, via feellng)

  3. elahthompson:

    the goat is not a student…..he’s a teacher.

    (Source: e-t-ph0neh0me, via ratchet-mess)

  4. arielcalypso:


    • it’s okay for you to like skinny girls
    • it’s okay for you to like skinny girls with big boobs and a butt
    • it’s okay for you to like curvy girls
    • it’s okay for you to like heavier girls
    • it’s totally okay to like thighs or thigh gaps and big boobs or small boobs and big butts or little butts
    • what’s not okay is telling a woman that she isn’t beautiful or sexy because she doesn’t meet your personal body type preferences

     Everyone needs to reblog this.

    (via lindsaylohoean)

  5. (Source: primegifs, via dulect)

    • boy:   shit baby you're so wet already
    • girl:   that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
  6. (Source: ohsobreezyjane, via ratchet-mess)

  7. (Source: orgasmic-humor, via ratchet-mess)

    (Source: niqabisinparis, via ratchet-mess)

  8. (via ratchet-mess)

  9. ignitionremix:

    it’s a beautiful day to give me money

    (via ratchet-mess)

  10. earthdad:

    don’t ever talk to someone while you’re horny it is a bad idea and you’ll regret it

    (via ratchet-mess)

  11. sugarrette:

    fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

    (Source: sugarskuller, via ratchet-mess)

  12. waerlogas:

    i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier

    (via ratchet-mess)